First up, we take a look at the left-fielders:
PLAYER AB R HR RBI BA OBP SLG OPS OPS+
Chris Barrett, CAR 279 48 6 30 .323 .401 .480 .882 133
Joe Booth, MIN 264 53 16 59 .322 .380 .580 .960 150
The choices don't get any easier when we look at the center-fielders:
PLAYER AB R HR RBI BA OBP SLG OPS OPS+
Joe Herman, NEW 243 39 13 45 .321 .399 .551 .951 149
Eric Keller, MIN 251 34 1 32 .335 .401 .398 .800 114
Stan Sanders, SDT 248 36 15 51 .315 .351 .609 .960 149
At least we know who is going to be starting the game in right field:
PLAYER AB R HR RBI BA OBP SLG OPS OPS+
Tom Becker, MTL 315 58 26 88 .384 .431 .702 1.133 194
Chris Collins, MON 283 50 11 56 .322 .400 .534 .934 145
Steve Frend, SEA 259 76 16 59 .359 .472 .637 1.109 192
Francisco García, SDT 308 53 16 59 .341 .408 .552 .959 152
Lorenzo Rodríguez, ANN 260 71 29 69 .396 .474 .773 1.247 224
Luis Rocha, GRN 307 49 17 54 .313 .372 .544 .916 140
Lorenzo Rodríguez |
Lorenzo Rodríguez is the best player on the planet right now: he's flirting with .400 and is on pace to hit 62 home runs. Steve Frend leads the league in walks and has scored 76 runs: with his 16 homers and 17 stolen bases, he has a good shot of going 30/30 and an outside shot at 40/40. Tom Becker has driven in 88 runs—could he make 100 by the All-Star break?
Z-Rod, Frend, and Horseface also team up into a supergroup that fights crime using their baseball super-powers, so, yeah, these three should all be playing in the All-Star Game.
Finally, let's take a look at the designated hitters:
These four designated hitters all come from the Bobby Cox division. We don't have to worry about defense here, so it's all about the hitting stats. These are four solid hitters, but Alfredo Yánez looks like top choice to me: Batman's on-base skills are a notch above the rest, and only Federico Alfonso has a higher slugging.
PLAYER AB R HR RBI BA OBP SLG OPS OPS+
Federico Alfonso, SEA 253 47 18 66 .281 .387 .565 .953 149
George Gilliam, CAR 298 40 15 58 .302 .364 .540 .904 136
Juan Ramírez, MON 305 60 12 50 .318 .381 .538 .919 141
Alfredo Yánez, SOC 308 53 16 59 .341 .408 .552 .959 152
Plus, his nickname is Batman. Is it possible to vote against Batman? I didn't think so.
Ha! I love Arrested Development!
ReplyDeleteI'm glad someone caught that! I just re-watched the show again the other month.
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